People who make smart little comments and then act like they’re all innocent annoy me so much.

 If you’re going to say something to me and expect me not to act differently around you, after you just exposed yourself like that, why would I? You say something that has something to do with me or someone I’m cool with (THAT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW) and you expect me to be nice to you all the time like you didn’t just say something?

‘Fuck I look like?

We all have things we need to work on improving, so I wonder if you even realize you do it? I say this all the time, I’m not perfect and I’ve said some things too. But this holier-than-thou, woe is me, attitude is annoying.